Thats right boys and girls our generation was one big contained social experiment that broke free. Whilst the aim of the original experiment was unknown, I have it on good authority that we were bread in the dying moments of the free world. If one was to take a guess at the aim, one might assume "How to rid the world of the undesirables in the quietest way possible." I know what you are thinking, but here me out.
We are far to technologically advanced for "shadow operations" removing the people we don't like any more, I mean we have Hi-Def Cell phone camera's for fucks sake. The most efficient way would be for us to remove each other, slowly but surely over a period of time. I assume the way the original meeting went down was, "Ok, here is what we can do, lets give them something to be angry about, and loads of pharmaceuticals. Then, over one or two generations, they will become mush, so we can control them, or (this being the preferable outcome), they will bump themselves off over their trumped up causes! Its foolproof!"
The kids of tomorrow raised by the kids of today, instilling the values that you're only 50 bucks away from recovery, (assuming of course that not all of your veins have collapsed.) In my travels I met a child. He looked no older than twelve and acted no older than seven. His real age was unknown, however he had claimed to have tried nearly all of the mind bending drugs known to man. At first I was doubtful, but the descriptions he gave of each experience were so deeply personal and intricate that they could only have come from first hand experience. I got the vibe of accomplishment from him, which to this day I can't comprehend why, out of all the feelings he had, that was the one he held dear. The pride in his voice was unmistakable.
But fuck it, they've got the kids now, it won't be long before this drivel your writing will be in the textbooks, an example of the writings of the twisted generation for all the little Nixon's to read. What a wonderful thought.